castiels-feathery-butt:

samwinshester:

remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot

did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot

j2justice:

thebrotherswinchester:

do you ever just stop to think about lucifer

and how he was in the pit for millennia

scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power

thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario

and the one thing that he didn’t plan for

the one thing that was his downfall

was sam winchester loving his brother more than anything in the entire universe

do you ever just think about that

(Source: theboywhorunswithwolves)

• Bisexuals are all sluts:Assuming this isn't bullshit, who gives a fuck if they are?
• Bisexual women only do it to turn straight guys on:And you only say this misogynistic bullcrap because no woman has ever loved you, including your mother. See, I can make wild accusations about people I don't know too.
• Bisexuals are indecisive or confused:Nope.
• Bisexuality is a cop-out or a phase:How is that a good cop-out? Whether you're gay or bi, you're still treated like shit. Also, I've never heard of a "phase" lasting someone's entire life.
• Everybody is bisexual:Pfft, I wish.
• Nobody is bisexual:Whaaa?
• Bisexuals can never be happy in a monogamous relationship:How about you shut the fuck up and let people decide for themselves what relationship makes them happiest?
• Bisexuals love threesomes:What does that have to do with anything? You do realize that there are ALL guy and ALL girl threesomes don't you?
• Bisexuals love puns:I find your disparaging comment about bisexual peoples personally offensive.

averlac:

they-kept-their-silence:

uhh-what-the:

remember when alaska was just a state

remember when hazel was an eye color

remember when okay was just a response

remember when

I do, Augustus. I do.

did you just

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

castielofasgard:

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

I love that in other fandoms if there’s a shipping clash with a canon/fanon ship then the fics will completely ignore the canon pairing but in the star trek fandom it’s just like threesomes for everyone!