“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.