“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via someoneseriouslyjust)

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

(via mis-guiding)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

(via mis-guiding)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via mis-guiding)

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

iatethelastofthecorn:

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

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(Source: aroharveyspecter, via mis-guiding)